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Fanfiction. By: People on my Join.Me

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FanFiction. By: Watchers
Fanfiction made by my watchers who came to my join.me! :D what am I doing with my life
Enjoy!
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Once there were some Talking Strawberries that liked to gossip about the other fruit. They always said stuff like "Ew. They are ugly. And so untastah. D:<" The other fruit tried to fit in, but the strawberries hated them too much. One day, the other fruit came up with a plan. They would get plastic surgery and try to look as good as the strawberries. So they went and got the plastic surgery.
After the plastic surgery, they look byootiful, even better than the strawberries. But even looking byootiful can't help what's happening. Llamas are taking over and they were eating the fruits. Then suddenly, E.T. landed on the Earth and told Elliot to go eat the strawberries. Then there were llamas with Tumblrs who blogged about the other llamas eating the innocent fruit.
The next day, there is a giant storm where it is raining goblins and trolls. The goblins, trolls, and llamas have war, called the Great Troll Llama Strife. By the end of the day, llama and troll corpses littered the battlefield, and the goblins were victorious. The fruit that had been spared threw a Corpse Party with Aradia, and afterwards they went to eat Britney Spears.
A new era then arose, where goblins were the new humans because all of the humans were culled in the war. All of them. There were three humans left though. Livy, Saria, and Cheeeeeeeeeeeese. The goblins soon turned on them because they too wanted to be humans. Then we ate them, except for Saria, who didn't like the goblin flesh.
Those humans then ruled the world after eating the goblins. The world had everthing that should be there, Tumblr, Homestuck, Books, Anime, and Canada. Then they all mated with baked potatoes. After they mated their children became German. Those German children had ItaRussia babies, and those ItaRussian babies mated with pasta, and had Italian children. Fully Italian children, instead of ItaRussian children. However, those Italian babies fell in love with the German babies and had Holy Roman Empire babies.
With the world repopulated with Europeans and Asians, and three llamas left over that the heroes rode everywhere with, they all lived happily ever after.
The End.
So this happened.
With personwhodoesn'thaveaDA and ~TehSparkleCheese
This was amazing.
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Ok.
Enjoy.
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